Laughs for Legal Funds: An Evening of Comedy and Torture with Dangerous Curves

Hear ye, hear ye! The King requests an audience for An Evening of Comedy and Torture with Dangerous Curves

(Disclaimer: This event and all descriptions herein about the event are intended to be comedic and tongue-in-cheek. Those with too much virtue, or without an adequately twisted sense of humor need NOT attend.)

Public flogging available upon request! 

We all know the dark ages was an especially dark time for criminal justice. Between the iron maiden, rat torture, and being drawn and quartered, a criminal just couldn't catch a break.

But in all of that darkness, there was an even more sinister, painful and torturous innovation brewing...

IMPROV COMEDY! (dun dun dunnnn)

Dangerous Curves is a "professional torture service", but their methods are a bit too "progressive" for their time. So they've traveled to our era to dole out their hilarious fake punishments (and give out equally fake names)

Featuring improv comedy, limerick contests, bawdy songs, and a raucous good time from the show that a drunk guy in a budweiser T-Shirt called "the funniest f***ing thing I've ever seen, on stage or off"

Bribes Encouraged. Hilarity Guaranteed.

This is a fundraising event to benefit Cabaret Arts and Social Theatre 501c3

Proceeds from this event will be donated to Cabaret Arts and Social Theatre to help pay for upgrades and maintenance of the space at 9050 Metcalf Ave. Come support this gorgeous community space!

TICKETS

$25 General Admission Seating

Seats are first-come first-serve for this event

PLUS add this to your ticket to reserve your torture volunteer!

$50 "The Golden Ticket" bribe pass - Only 5 Available (add this to your seat purchase - not an entry ticket!)

This is your pass to select someone from your party (or yourself) to be an audience participant and cooperative torture victim during the show. Select your show ticket and then add on your "Golden Ticket" to your order to guarantee you can get your friend lover or frenemy up on stage with us during the show!

Bring cash to ensure adequate torture of all "victims".

Tickets also available at the door. 

Garb up and save! Wear your festival garb for $5 off when you buy tickets at the door, or wear your garb to redeem a $15 class voucher if you buy tickets online!

Each ticket purchased online comes with 10 raffle tickets where you have a chance to win some awesome prizes from local businesses, including tickets to KCRF 2023. Additional raffle tickets can be purchased at the event.

Doors at 6:30

Show from 7:00 to 10:00

Hear what people are saying about Dangerous Curves:

"Hilarious humiliation improv show! Had me in stitches! Worth all the money you throw at them. And the more you throw, the more fun it gets! Definitely recommending this one." Kitty, Fresno Rogue Festival, 2020

"Belly laughs across the board for me and my friends. A saucy show from performers that have great chemistry and timing" Dana, Fresno Rogue Festival, 2020

"That was the funniest f***ing thing I've ever seen, on stage or off!" drunk guy in a Budweiser T-shirt, Washington Midsummer Renaissance Festival, 2019