Tortures & Tax Write-Offs: A Tax Day Charity Event with Dangerous Curves

Tortures & Tax Write-Offs: A Charity Event with Dangerous Curves

(Disclaimer: This event and all descriptions herein about the event are intended to be comedic and tongue-in-cheek. Those with too much virtue, or without an adequately twisted sense of humor need NOT attend.)

Come celebrate the WORST day of the year in this comedy fundraiser for Cabaret Arts and Social Theatre 501c3.

Featuring improv comedy, limerick contests, bawdy songs, and a raucous good time from the show that a drunk guy in a budweiser T-Shirt called "the funniest thing I've ever seen, on stage or off"

Public flogging available upon request! Dangerous Curves is a public humiliation torture SERVICE, and they're here for hire. Bring your friends, lovers and frenemies alike to watch and join in a truly Medieval tradition.

Bribes Encouraged. 

This is a fundraising event to benefit Cabaret Arts and Social Theatre 501c3

A portion of each ticket, as well as all bribes for "tortures" will be donated to Cabaret Arts and Social Theatre to help pay for upgrades and maintenance of the space at 9050 Metcalf Ave. Help us keep this gorgeous community space!

TICKET TIERS

$23 The Groundlings - General Admission

General Admission. First-come first-serve seating and standing room around the perimeter

$34 The Village People -  Table Seats

Reserves a seat at one of our large round tables. Sit back and enjoy the torture.

$45 The Bad Samaritans - Priority Seats

Priority Seating gives you a good view, at a safe distance.

$67 The Royal Court - VIP "Splash Zone" (it's a euphemism) - Only 20 available

VIP Front Row Seat so you can see, hear, and smell the tortures up close and personal

PLUS add this to your ticket to reserve your torture volunteer!

$100 "The Golden Ticket" bribe pass - Only 5 Available (add this to your seat purchase - not a seat ticket)

This is your pass to select someone from your party (or yourself) to be an audience participant and cooperative torture victim during the show. Select your seat option and then add on your "Golden Ticket" to guarantee you can get your friend lover or frenemy up on stage with us during the show!

Bring cash to ensure adequate torture of all "victims".

All bribes taken for the tortures of our volunteers will be donated to Cabaret Arts and Social Theatre 501c3. 

Torture AND a tax write off? That's a match made in... someplace...

Tickets also available at the door. Wear your festival garb for $5 off a General Admission ticket.

Doors at 6:30

Show from 7:00 to 10:00

Hear what people are saying about Dangerous Curves:

"Hilarious humiliation improv show! Had me in stitches! Worth all the money you throw at them. And the more you throw, the more fun it gets! Definitely recommending this one." Kitty, Fresno Rogue Festival, 2020

"Belly laughs across the board for me and my friends. A saucy show from performers that have great chemistry and timing" Dana, Fresno Rogue Festival, 2020

"That was the funniest f***ing thing I've ever seen, on stage or off!" drunk guy in a Budweiser T-shirt, Washington Midsummer Renaissance Festival, 2019